If you haven't been to see Twilight, then you are missing out on everything this season. I mean, the vampires for this years Xmas moviefest are vegetarians, for X's sake. You know, vegetarians: vampires who eat animals instead of people. Mmmmmmm, tasty.
Not to mention his hotness, the lead vampire, or his hotness' dad, the blonde vampire, or the hotness of James, the bad (not vegetarian) vampire, etc etc. It's as if the CW did a (another) vampire show with hotties in it. I could go on, but why? Cleolinda Jones does such a good play-by-play explanation of the whole thing, way better than I'd ever have the time or inclination to do.
[Meanwhile, Shirtless James and the other two Bad Vamps show up and Charlie's weird friend gets dead. Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general.]
I was laughing for days. Read the whole thing for yourself.
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Okay, I'll admit that I didn't like the book, so I didn't read the sequels, but I thought the movie was very mediocre (sp?). The first time we say "Him" in the sun there was no sparkle! That's the part I really wanted to see!
I refuse to see twilight.
I have a few high schoolers I talk to on Xbox live. Their conjoined opinion is, "If you haven't seen Twilight, you are deemed socially unacceptable." I decided that I don't want to see a movie that has that effect on people, high schooler or not.
Besides… I read the first book. These vampires follow just about NONE of the vampire laws. Lame.
I'm going to go ther dark route here. Vampires should be like the ones in 30 Days of Night. No hunky qualities at all. Not wanting to fit in and useing us mortals as cattle..I'm just saying…
but….but….they sparkle!!!