Have you ever had that dream where Colin Farrell comes home for Christmas? And he's not to comfortable being there so you spend a lot of time with him talking about stuff? Stuff like who's name he drew for the gift exchange? More stuff like how he likes turkey and dressing and hogs all of the mashed potatoes at the table? Or how about after dinner he plays on the floor with the kids and rolls them around while they squeel with glee. You even discuss how In Bruges just came out on DVD and it had all those scenes filmed in places that you shared with him as a child. All the while it's like he has a secret he's not sharing with anyone.
I wonder what it means when you have that dream. Anyone have a clue?
Oh, and for the record, I've never been to Bruges, and I have never done any of this stuff with Colin Farrell.
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I started to write "I think it means you're a homo," and then I decided maybe some readers wouldn't see that as a joke, so I decided not to.