blog@cliffdweller

Hello, I'm still making fun of the yokels in Georgia. Why do they have to fake a Bigfoot capture with Possum DNA?

Here's what Bigfoot looks like:


And here's what a possum looks like:


Let me point out a couple of differences.

1. Bigfoot is like 9 feet tall. Possums are not.
2. Bigfoot is brown, Possums are gray
3. Bigfoot might be imaginary, Possums definitely are not

so there you go. Next time you want to submit fake DNA to prove Bigfoot exists, you should at least bring something better than a possum to the table.

Possums, btw, were only previously brought to the table by this woman: