Saturday's paper had some coverage of the Bigfoot event in Shallow Alto. Unfortunately, they didn't think much of the Bigfoot DNA that was presented.
Three samples of DNA were presented to "Scientists" (later revealed as scientists at a university in the midwest). The first appeared to be Human, the second was a possum, and the third was from the OJ Trial, um I mean was inconclusive.
So, is Bigfoot just a giant possum? or did the yokels try to sell us down the river again?
Your call. Let me know.
