Bigfoot on a stick? Frozen Bigfoot? Bigfoot Flambé?
No matter how you crack it, it's Bigfoot in a freezer. According to the New York Times, these guys found a Bigfoot carcass and this is a picture of it in their freezer.
For years people have said that "if there was a bigfoot, we'd have a body from somewhere." well, here's their body. Let's see if the evidence holds up…
…But on Friday [um, that's today] at a hotel in Palo Alto, Calif., a pair of Bigfoot hunters say they will present what they contend is the most definitive proof yet of an animal that science says does not exist: DNA evidence and photographs of a dead specimen they say they found in a remote swath of woods in northern Georgia.
I especially like this quote from the article:
"There’s a lot of comment being made that it looks fake, or it looks like a suit," Mr. Dyer said. "But these people wasn’t there when I was sweating, pulling this thing through the woods."
Please, if you're going to hunt Bigfoot, don't make the rest of us look like we're related to George W. Bush. Learn to speak English. Yokels don't sell papers. Or maybe they do when they're talking about Bigfoot.
Go read that there whole article, see what you think.
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"don't make the rest of us look like we're related to George W. Bush. Learn to speak English. Yokels don't sell papers"
I suppose arrogance does.
So THAT'S where dad went. I didn't know he liked sleeping in freezers.
I don't know if arrogance sells papers or not. anyone want to chime in with an answer?
well… the new york times and wall street journal seem to be doing well…
I think its totaly fake! What you probably did was get a gorilla suit put it in the freezer a nd put chicken guts or somthing on it to look like the insides! Think about that! ANYONE DISAGREE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I disagree. Not that i's a fak, but that you could simulate bigffot inards.
if someone were to fake the inside of an eight foot tall creature, they'd have to have been pretty damn good in anatomy class. And i doubt two rednecks from Georgia could do that. no offense to anyone, of course…