Haiku #1:
The Catholic Pope
Says aliens are OK
but Gays burn in hell
Haiku #2:
What if Aliens
have just one gender to share
will they burn or live?
Haiku #3:
Do you think the Pope
watches X Files on TV
The Truth is Out There
Haiku #4:
If Star Trek ever
Taught me anything useful
We are on one boat
Haiku #5:
Human Gays are Sin
Alien do not conflict
Made in God's Image
Haiku #6:
Give it up for the
Pope, the senile hitler youth
breeding too much hate
…I suppose I could go on. Let's just say I find it odd that the Pope is allowing his followers to believe in Aliens and to condemn people right here on earth. Odd.
Maybe Gay is an alien trait. Maybe it was introduced to our species by one of the new ones we're allowed to believe in now.
Someday this will all change, right? The giant spiders under the vatican* will allow people to be people, right? Let's keep our tentacles crossed.
*Red Hot Catholic Love is one of my favorite episodes of South Park (click and wait 10 seconds to see the cartoon)
3 Comments
Is the Pope Catholic
Do bears poop in the forest
Enough already
The pope is allowing?! Who is he to allow? In my Bible God is the one in charge, not some man picked by other men. How dare he.
It's ok, I think the pope is reading a different bible. his is in some twisted form of Latin or something.