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Soy makes you gay. It says so in this crazy Op-Ed Piece.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

I guess that explains why I'm gay. I wonder if my mom drank soy milk before I was born. I'm sure I never drank it until my mid-30s when my umpteenth boyfriend introduced me to it.

I wonder what conservative wingnuts drink at an early age in order to become conservative wingnuts. I'm guessing the blood of puppy dogs.