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Last night I had several really strange dreams. What do they mean?

1. The Obvious One
   I was the waiter at a table in a pub. Actually the pub was short handed so they asked me to help. I agreed and quickly found a sheet of notebook paper to write on. There was only one table, and it was fairly big. It had about 12 seats on each side. So I started in one corner of the table, very meticulously keeping order by numbering the settings in order. Then I just tried to keep up. Of course I couldn't. And then there was the fact that the long table really magically broke into two shorter tables, and there was another table over in the corner. So that's how it was going.
2. The Less Obvious One
   I was riding in a convertible with a friend and I had a dog from my past with us. She (the dog) was a chihuahua, and was mostly interested in sleeping in the sunlight, but I had to hold her. She was trying to sleep up where the back window would have been but she kept sliding right to the edge where she could fall off. When my friend finally stopped the car on the beach so the dog could play with a beagle in the surf, we got out and the dogs greeted each other in that dog way. Then my dog wanted me to pick her up again. So I did, and then I spent the rest of the dream dodging an otter who was trying to make a tasty morsel out of my chihuahua. It was like I was playing keep away, the otter would leap up right at me with it's mouth open and razor sharp teeth aimed right my dog. I finally had to lock her in the camper (!) to keep her away from the jaws of death. It was a dream, I have no idea where the camper came from, but it was safe.
3. The Censored One
   Well, it was a dream. And there's no way I'm gonna post any of the details in a public blog. Let's just say I hope this one is recurring.

So, if they were just entertainment, great. However, if my subconscious is trying to tell me something, what do you think it is?