Best. Bumper. Sticker. Ever.

I saw a great bumper sticker on a volvo today.

it said:

Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED

Never before have four words on a sticker seemed to sum everything up so well.

8 Comments

  1. Posted 7/16/2006 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    How is that the best? ever?

    I've seen countless bumper stickers that blow that outta the water. For instance:

    "I support meaningless, jingoistic cliches." (next to a troop ribbon)

    "Pay down the war debt. Start with the Bush Estate."

    "Bush supporters: Proof that Evolution and Intelligent Design are myth."

    "Uninformed, fearful citizenry: U.S. Government's Best Friend"

    "FOX News: News equivalent of Twinkies and Orange Tang"

    "Pro-Life? And you voted for Bush? Are you… on crack?!"

    and the best yet…

    "Revolutionize Republican Voter Turnout: Put polls at the NASCAR track."

  2. Posted 7/16/2006 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    While I agree that most of those are funny, and poignant, none of them are subtle. "Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED" has a feel to it that is like a flavored nuance, where as most of these others are just plain anti-bush. While there's nothing wrong with the in-your-faceness of these and many others, I just find things that actually make me think instead of just making me react are more worthy. That's just my 2¢, but then it's my blog. :)

  3. Posted 7/16/2006 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    That is a fantastic bumper sticker. My personal favorites are really any stickers that call Bush/republicans stupid. After seven or eight years of the same thing, I have to say, they never get old! A close second would be: Fund Education, Not War. It's so simple, it really puts things into perspective. You're either for death or educating our youth. Thanks, old 4th grade teacher in a Volvo for shedding some much needed light on our government's problems.

  4. Thom
    Posted 7/17/2006 at 7:20 am | Permalink

    Best one I've seen:

    "If you're gonna ride my ass, pull my hair"

    I never get tired of the Republican ones, too:

    "Republicans for Voldemort"

  5. Melanie
    Posted 7/18/2006 at 11:24 am | Permalink

    kay, I had a tee shirt that said that in the 80's, clearly you never read it.
    you know those annoying W stickers running around?? Someone on my flist runs around with a minisharpie on their keychain, changing it to WTF?
    I want to do that when I grow up, but I can't in front of the children…
    Sigh. Sucks to be the licensed adult.

  6. tracy
    Posted 7/22/2006 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    you'll never prove I did it……..

  7. Posted 7/22/2006 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    I don't have to prove it. I just have to believe…

  8. john perry
    Posted 1/12/2007 at 6:38 am | Permalink

    One of my favorite bumper stickers says: CAUTION! I brake for absolutely no reason at all . Cute.

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