I saw a great bumper sticker on a volvo today.
it said:
Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED
Never before have four words on a sticker seemed to sum everything up so well.
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How is that the best? ever?
I've seen countless bumper stickers that blow that outta the water. For instance:
"I support meaningless, jingoistic cliches." (next to a troop ribbon)
"Pay down the war debt. Start with the Bush Estate."
"Bush supporters: Proof that Evolution and Intelligent Design are myth."
"Uninformed, fearful citizenry: U.S. Government's Best Friend"
"FOX News: News equivalent of Twinkies and Orange Tang"
"Pro-Life? And you voted for Bush? Are you… on crack?!"
and the best yet…
"Revolutionize Republican Voter Turnout: Put polls at the NASCAR track."
While I agree that most of those are funny, and poignant, none of them are subtle. "Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED" has a feel to it that is like a flavored nuance, where as most of these others are just plain anti-bush. While there's nothing wrong with the in-your-faceness of these and many others, I just find things that actually make me think instead of just making me react are more worthy. That's just my 2¢, but then it's my blog.
That is a fantastic bumper sticker. My personal favorites are really any stickers that call Bush/republicans stupid. After seven or eight years of the same thing, I have to say, they never get old! A close second would be: Fund Education, Not War. It's so simple, it really puts things into perspective. You're either for death or educating our youth. Thanks, old 4th grade teacher in a Volvo for shedding some much needed light on our government's problems.
Best one I've seen:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, pull my hair"
I never get tired of the Republican ones, too:
"Republicans for Voldemort"
kay, I had a tee shirt that said that in the 80's, clearly you never read it.
you know those annoying W stickers running around?? Someone on my flist runs around with a minisharpie on their keychain, changing it to WTF?
I want to do that when I grow up, but I can't in front of the children…
Sigh. Sucks to be the licensed adult.
you'll never prove I did it……..
I don't have to prove it. I just have to believe…
One of my favorite bumper stickers says: CAUTION! I brake for absolutely no reason at all . Cute.