The first paragraph ended with "Wal-Mart"

Ironic PunishmentI live in a different world than the rest of my family. It's true. We already knew that.

When my dad arrived at my house yesterday, visiting Portland for the first time in 23 months, the first thing he said was "It's good to see you, we had a good drive up, I need to go to Wal-Mart."

True story.

I had to think for a minute where there's a Wally world in or near Portland.

Then I had to take him there today. Sigh.

I thought to myself while we were waiting at the store that it doesn't really matter if I go to BFE Texas, or if he comes here. We are going to Wal-Mart and there's just not anything anyone can do to stop it.

I'm so glad I don't live in Texas anymore.

This entry was written by Paul, posted on 1/17/2006 at 10:15 pm, filed under laughing. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

2 Comments

  1. gatorfalcon
    Posted 1/19/2006 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    But Austin is different…. right????

  2. Paul
    Posted 1/19/2006 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    all of texas is differen't. and yes, austin is different different. in a good way, thankfully.

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