Newsletter Publishing in Retrograde

Some things just bear repeating.

Today as I composed the youth newsletter, I broke every machine I touched. What should have taken 30 minutes took almost 3 hours. The copier jammed thrice, the folding machine destroyed 10% of the papers, the access based pc database wouldn't share any names with me for the mailing list, even the postage meter machine was out of lickum, so I had to manually seal all the envelopes myself. All in all, I missed the mail man by mere minutes so I had to deliver 103 envelopes to the mailbox myself, instead of just to the front office.

No doubt, Kurt would say Mercury was in retrograde today.

Since 1980

It occurs to me that I've been listening to ABBA music for almost 35 years with the rest of the world. Actually, I've known about ABBA since around 1975, but I've really only been listening since about 1980. So I might have some catching up to do with the other folks everywhere.

While sitting through Mamma Mia! The Sing Along Movie tonight with Tim, his parents and Miko, I had occasion to think about all things ABBA. My mind drifted a bit, especially in the bits where Pierce Brosnan was trying to sing. I enjoyed the movie, but not as much as you'd think I would've. It's the first karaoke movie I've ever seen, and all the music was ABBA music.

While I was trying not to cringe too much, I homed in on an idea. I chose a song. I tried to remember events from my life during the particular song that was being sung on screen. For this post I'll run with The Winner Takes It All.

I have memories of The Winner Takes It All from an 8 track tape I gave my brother for Xmas in 1980. I have memories of driving across Texas in my dad's lime green four wheel drive Power Wagon, listening to the Super Trouper album in his 8 track tape player. Apparently 8 track tapes were all the rage back then.

I remember when I tracked down the video in college and how disappointed I was that ABBA didn't make better videos. I remember listening to the Super Trouper album about fourteen million times my junior year in high school. The Winner Takes It All was my favorite song. It still holds a special place in my heart, even tho Meryl Streep strangled it in the movie.

I know I've listened to it this week, and I know I've listened to it on my iPhone/iPod/iTunes collection a lot. In fact, iTunes says it's the third most popular ABBA song in my collection (of all the ABBA songs). It's been listened to more (67 times) than any other ABBA song except for The Visitors (83 times) and Should I Laugh or Cry (91 times).


The Winner Takes It All comes in at number (I'm not making this up) 69 in my over-all collection of 9703 songs. That puts it in the top 1% of the music I listen to. I think that's pretty impressive for an almost 30 year old song.

So I remember the beginning of the life of that song. I remember it lately. But I don't really have much memory of it in the middle. Odd, because I know I listened to it when I lived in Arlington. The movie theatre kids gave me hell for listening to so much ABBA, but I don't actually remember listening to any there. For that I remember Men Without Hats, Erasure, and Midnight Oil.

In Odessa, I mostly remember listening to Gary Numan, but the folks I know from there still remember my ABBA fetish, so I must've listened to it then too. It's the same with Alabama (where i distinctly don't remember listening to anything), SFO and now Portland. Funny how the brain works.

It's given me an idea… so stay tuned. I plan to do some exploring soon. it's a good thing listening to ABBA doesn't make you see spiders (see yesterday's post)…

Things You Learn by Dating a Nurse

Eight Legged FreaksLast night as I was about to doze off, Tim told me an interesting Benadryl fact. If you take too much Benadryl, you hallucinate and see spiders. Even the simple spiders in Tron were creepy, but can you imagine seeing bigger scarier spiders that show no fear?!?

eek!

So I went to google to see who'd ever want to hallucinate to see spiders. Apparently all sorts of wackos are out there who would do this to themselves intentionally.

One guy says he intentionally took 7 Benadryl and then describes this:

There is a large spider on the wall, a type I've never seen before. It looks like a cylinder with really long legs. I blow on it, but it doesn't react, it just sways on its web.

Another says this:

He move his hand at an incredibly slow rate, as if his arm was made out of lead, and as he touched the offending item, it raced away off his hand onto his jeans and down towards his knee. He realised that was he was looking at was a spider, the spider stopped, and became hair again, and proceeded to race away as a spider, and become a ball of hair as soon as it stopped.

And still another says:

When I got back I looked up at my ceiling fan and I noticed a large spider crawling across the blades that were spinning quite fast. Im am not affraid of spider's unless they touch me so I decided to watch it and make sure its real. I rubbed my eyes, blinked and looked elsewhere, but each time I did it remained on the light of the ceiling fan. Then I decided to go back to bed before I could I noticed another very small black spider run under my covers

eeek! Seeing spiders everywhere seems like a bad way to spend your evening, even if they are fake. I wonder if the spider thing is just our culture or if it's universal to all humans when they take too much Diphenhydrinate…

Go look at the google search yourself. The upside is since everyone was hallucinating, there are no scary spider picts.

Contracts and Old Jobs

Last night I had one of those dreams where I was back at my old job after a years-long hiatus. Usually those are about working at the theatre and I find I have to get something ready for a visit from the district manager, but is one was a more recent previous job.

I dreamed I was in a cubicle environment, working on classes, when something popped up for an HP contract. So I had to run down the hall and figure out how to log on to HP's network in order to apply for the job.

Odd.

I usually equate the dreams about the theatre with a sense of relief, thinking about how I don't do that any more. I woke up with a similar feeling about the HP gig.

Interesting. What do you think it means?

The Styrobot

Sometimes I see things and wish I had this idea first. This is so cool.

In his blog post, Kevin Kelly describes how he and his son created the beast. There are more pictures there too.

And I can tell I'm a nerd, because I recognize the Apple styrofoam piece front and center. I guess this could be the whole reason that my favorite tech company uses such creative packaging…

The Power of Our Example

I have been watching pieces and snatches of the DNC this week on the blogosphere. I have to say it just seems like a lot of saber rattling, cheerleading, patting each other's backs, etc.

But President Bill Clinton had an amazing speech last night that showed poise and grace, making me long for the day when we had a president who could speak in front of a crowd without making up words and sounding stupid all over the place.

One phrase that I think should be lifted from Bill's speech was this gem:

People all over the world are increasingly impressed more by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

I love that. I almost gave him a standing ovation at my desk when I saw it on the podcast.

Destiny

It was bound to happen. Mom has listed her house for sell. If you are going to move to the Dallas area, consider this place, it's my childhood home. At least part of my childhood…

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DFW on the horizon

I just booked a trip to DFW for me and Tim in October. For my legion (ahem) of Texas fans (ahem #2), that means we'll be meeting up for authentic El Fenix food at some point.

It's looking like Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas in Plano on Saturday night, October 4. Please plan to join us, it'll be great to hang out and see whoever can make it this time!

EEK! My tongue is black!

This morning when I woke up I screamed when I looked in the mirror. My tongue was black! I screamed and Tim asked what was up so I showed him my tongue and he screamed!

eek!

Turns out, I'm not the only one. Last night I had major indigestion, so I took some chewy pepto-bismols and presto, it turned my tongue black. Scary for only a moment, and then funny as all get out.

Read more about the phenom here, and then don't worry if you happen to do the same thing.

OMG I ate too much

Happy Birthday Leif! So it's 19 this year. Way to go!

At Leif's birthday party, I ate a heaping plate of food and two pieces of cake (one made entirely of ice cream). I really did eat too much. ooooooh.